Monday, May 19, 2008

Maternity Clothes

I've decided that someone out there needs to get smart and make maternity clothes that are created equal! There needs to be a store where you can shop for clothes based on how many babies you have had. First time mommies, here are all the cute little smalls for you, with a few mediums for your third trimester. Second time mommies, here are all the mediums with a lot of larges for that final trimester. There are a even a few extra-larges for the very VERY end. Third time plus mommies, here are the larges for the first trimester, extra-larges for the second, and a whole stock room of muu muus and tents for the third. Even though my first pregnancy wasn't full term, my body is acting as if I went down to the last second of it. I'm 28 weeks, and officially in the extra large shirts. My large shirts from last time don't cover the giant belly anymore. It's a little humiliating. I just really want to meet the person who wears the smalls!!!

3 comments:

kpb said...

Hey- I resemble that statement!!! I was one who wore a size 16 blue jeans (ugliest things ever-from wal-mart)the last 3 weeks of my FIRST pregnancy! Please!!!!

Cstargel said...

Listen...I'm so glad to read your blog tonight! Coming from someone who is EIGHT WEEKS and looks EIGHT MONTHS! I feel your pain sister! What in the world? I guess it's true you show faster with the third because I'm almost a little embarrassed! And you know how big I got so quickly with the first two!!!! It blows those away! Oh and you've met the person who wears the smalls.....her name is Courtney Waggoner! We'd hate her if we didn't love her so much!

Me on Metatrophin said...

Heh Heh! I feel you! The size smalls belong in Hollywood! At 12 weeks with number 2, I am pretty disgruntled already! Hang in there!
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